you might be a NASCAR fan if...

[MTruex56]

You recognize February 14th as the Daytona 500 before you realized it was valentines day...

[minicup]

Hmm I like this idea... lol I like that post.

[MTruex56]

my girlfriend did not find it as funny...

[minicup]

Yes I can understand why she would be....

[JT179]

The thought didn't even cross my mind until I was on the NASCAR Media Tour and saw the car Marcos Ambrose will drive in the Daytona 500. Its a special Valentine's Day scheme...

[frankies_gurl12607]

I got one:

.....during a funeral procession you weave back and forth to get your tires in shape for the restart.

[blabonte96]

Originally Posted by frankies_gurl12607

I got one: .....during a funeral procession you weave back and forth to get your tires in shape for the restart.

funny!!!

[frankies_gurl12607]

.....you enter the gas station at 70 mph, then attempt to complete at 14 second "pit-stop"

....you've ever had to explain to an officer, whose giving you a sobriety test, that your weaving from lane to lane was just an attempt to get more fuel into your car.

.....when you are the first car stopped at a stop light, you consider yourself "on the pole"

....your mechanic has to remind your constantly that he's not your crew chief.

...you've ever spun out a car trying to pass it on the interstate, and explained to the officer that "Rubbing is Racing"

....you take your wife out driving with you, cause you need a spotter.

[Avi24]

When you get pulled over for tailgating, you tell the cop you were just drafting.

[Avi24]

You failed your first driving exam because you tried to rattle another car's cage.